Entourage Pilot Script

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Pilot Scripts Writing a pilot is one of the toughest things a TV scribe can do. It's your first episode, so you have to introduce your central character and core cast, build enough of your show's world without overwhelming the audience with backstory, create an episode 'template,'. Entourage: The Complete Seventh Season-Season seven of Entourage is the darkest chapter in the show's history to date, and while even long-running series may have one or two Very Special Episodes, an entire season filled with drugs, rejection, and breakups is too heavy for a comedy. After hemming and hawing over doing a stunt himself, Vince.

Entourage is an original comedy series on HBO that chronicles the rise of a hot young movie star named Vincent Chase and his childhood friends from Queens as they navigate the unfamiliar terrain of Hollywood. Vince's entourage consists of: Eric, his closest friend, who acts as his manager; Johnny 'Drama' Chase, his older brother, an avid cook and a struggling actor in his own right; and Turtle, who is simply living the high life riding Vince's coattails and serving as chauffeur.

Entourage (Pilot) [1.01][edit]

Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.

Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer!

Vince: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?

Drama: What?

The Review [1.02][edit]

[The guys are talking about their 'first time.']

Turtle: Sure, Eric... you had to beg for pussy on prom night.

Eric: Yeah, but I begged my GIRLFRIEND, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card.

Jessica Alba: [welcoming the guys to a party] Bar's over there. Girls: everywhere.

Talk Show [1.03][edit]

[Turtle and Drama try out a sample of Home Video Solutions with the manager, Rufus]

Rufus: Who do you work for?

Turtle: Vincent Chase.

Rufus: He did great.

Drama: Maybe you recognize me. I'm his brother.

Rufus: No.

[Jimmy Kimmel notices Vince and Sara Foster holding hands]

Jimmy Kimmel: I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you not to hold hands. FCC says no overt displays of affection. If you could just separate them, [Vince and Sara Foster separate hands] thank you.

Vince: We just had sex about five minutes ago. [crowd cheers]

Date Night [1.04][edit]

[E is not happy seeing Turtle's date doing a money shot at Vince]

Turtle: E, the movie's huge bro. Relax, Joanne says its destined to be a classic.

Eric: Oh, Joanne says its destined to be a classic. She's destined to be in a fucking insane asylum!

[Justine Chapin and Vince are flirting in a club.]

Justine: You're gonna have to work for it.

Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.

The Script and the Sherpa [1.05][edit]

The Sherpa: The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.

Turtle: That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.

Eric: You afraid of getting busted?

The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on Drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right? [shouts] Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting high. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fucked up.

[Turtle inspects the Uggs he had Shauna order 'for Vince']

Turtle: These aren't Taiwanese knockoffs are they?

Shauna: Would I do that to you?

Drama: No, those are real goods. Look at the sheepskin. You can tell these babies were born and raised in the Outback.

Busey and the Beach [1.06][edit]

[Enraged over Josh Weinstein's tip to Eric about Ari allegedly ordering a shutdown of the Queens Boulevard project, Ari finds Josh at a beach house talking to some people in the middle of a party]

Ari: Does your boss know you're using his house? [crowd quiets down] 'Cause I put a call into him. He and I went to school together. I helped him cheat on his Economics final. That's how he got his degree, he owes me big-time.

Josh Weinstein: You called my boss?

Ari: Absolutely. You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's motherfucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone: your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers...when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface. [takes drink from Josh, sips it and throws it away] That's awful.

Entourage Pilot Script

Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts.

Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!

The Scene [1.07][edit]

[The gang talks about Vince's gay role in Queen's Boulevard]

Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.

Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.

Drama: That's not even on the air anymore.

[During a private screening for Billy Walsh's indie movie Daze, Drama notices his date looking glum.]

Johnny Drama: What's the matter? You don't feel good?

Girl: I'm a little depressed. I'm getting evicted. I'm late on my rent again.

Drama: How much is rent?

Girl: $1,200.

Drama: I got your rent money right here. Let's go swimming.

Turtle: I thought you don't pay for sex.

Drama: I'm not paying for sex. I'm paying her rent, jerk-off.

Turtle: Yeah, right.

New York [1.08][edit]

Entourage Pilot Script Pdf

[E has noticed Emily being rather cold to him while visiting Ari's office]

Eric: [to Ari] What's wrong with her?

Ari: From now on, you ask for my permission before you bang one of my assistants.

Eric: How'd you know about that?

Ari: 'Cause I know all. I could have told you this would end badly. Now I got to fire her so you don't feel weird.

Eric: No, don't fire her.

Ari: Alright, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.

[Drama auditions for a role in CSI: Minneapolis]

Drama: You look familiar.

Audition Producer: You auditioned for me a couple of years ago.

Drama: Oh, yeah, yeah. How did that go?

Audition Producer: [pauses] You know...

Drama: Yeah, you can't book 'em all.